Carved A New ME.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

everyone at camp thinks i'm gay.

carving itself again at 3:36 PM
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Friday, November 10, 2006

Have been having a number
of 21st birthday celebrations i realised.
seems like most of my friends birthday
have been in the year end.
as many of my friends are celebrating
their 21st. i come to ponder.
"hey! im coming 23 in 2 months time!"
what was i doing during my 21st.
think i could remember anything
being how drunk i was that night
was it at wala wala? i couldnt even
remember.
all i remember was shihui trying to ask
me what cake i want from nydc
while i was trying hard to squint my eyes
to find the boo boo cake. and i got it!
means i wasnt as drunk yet,
till the whatever shots there was.free!
courtesy of wala wala regularity.
:/

carving itself again at 12:03 AM
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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Oh Crikey. :/

carving itself again at 7:30 PM
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Two tourists are driving through
Winconsin USA. As they are approaching
Oconomowoc, they start to argue about
the pronounciation of the town's name
They argue back and forth untill
they stopped for lunch.
As they stand at the counter,
one tourist asks the blonde employee
:"Before we order, could you please
settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we r...
very slowly?"
The blonde girl leans over the counter
and says
"Burrrrrrr Gerrrrrrrr, Kiiiiiiiiiiiiig,"

carving itself again at 7:21 PM
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At school, Little Roddy is told by a classmate
that most adults are hiding at least
one dark secret.
and that it is very easy to blackmail them
by saying, " i know the whole truth"
Little Roddy decides to go home and try
it out. He goes home, and, is greeted by his mother,
he says, " I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says,
"Just don't tell your father."
Quie pleased, the boy waits for his father to get
home from work, and greets him with,
"I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says,
"Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very Pleased, Little Roddy is on his way to school
the next dayt when he sees the mailman at his
front door. The boy greets him by saying,
"I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail,
opens his arms, and says,
"Then come give your real daddy a big hug."

carving itself again at 7:04 PM
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