Carved A New ME.

Friday, October 29, 2004

hey hey hey !! i am back !!
anyway i only write the blog now
cos i came back like this late afternoon
wanted to sleep first but damn hungry so i went to cook
wah, so tired that i could doze off when watching tv while eating
anyway woke like at 10.30 eat again
the camp was alrite lo..well elsie peng said thanks to ROD that the camp went smoothly
well.. i guess its everyone that helped me and willing to participate made the camp went well
so i have to say thanks to everyone in fact. especially the people who prepared the meals .
hmm..the talks were not very interesting. it went ard the same old thing. i enjoyed the second day more with the last talk by this guy. the things he said were very interesting.
haa.. i was being told off by this lady talker for making a cynical remark?
lol.
oh well. at the camp i could see something vey obvious.
everyone was sleep deprived !!!
haha.. u could see ppl dozing off during the talks, so funny.
made many new friends and hope that we will spent the 16 days in cambodia with much fun and enjoyment ya..oh yah..
i dunno if this will work but..

WHERE'S , MY ANGEL !!!??

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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

wahhh i just reached home..scroll down abit and see the them k..
talked alot with my slacker group of ppl. hadnt had such for so long a time liao !
hmm..had michelle's bbq birthday celebration for her..hehe was fun, saw a few people i din see for quite some time.
well..something are not suppose to be mentioned in a blog
after all..people can see right?
hmm..wah i got camp later and i have to reach punggol mrt at 10am.
should i slp or should i not slp or should i slp.. i scared cannot wake up !!
oh well..see ya !

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Monday, October 25, 2004

YAY so happy man u wont the match
wooohooo !
nothing else could complete my day than this !
2-0
screw YOU ARSENAL !
LET US THE RELIGION CONTINUE THE UNBEATEN RUN FOR U ARSES !!

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Thursday, October 21, 2004

not my day today. very bad day
today sucks man..woot.
never had a worse day this year
shrugs.

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Monday, October 18, 2004

Finding a Chinese Jew
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.

"Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.

He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked."I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews.""Are you really sure?" Al asked again."I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."

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Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.

Sid, asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Sid replied.

"Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Al asked."I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere.

"When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews.""Are you really sure?" Al asked again."I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated.

"We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."

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had OM paper today..hmm
this is the first time such thing happened
it was Section A and B which i had to do 2 questions from each section
then when i was doing section A, it was such a breeze like u know a student
that is damn well prepared. As i head on to Section B..i realise
i couldnt do no shit..
that sucks. i wrote crap. pissed with myself i left 10am on the dot.
had lunch with hz and jane. left with val for home. eat again.
sleep woke up to watch double happiness!!
so sad the show..its getting sadder and sadder.
haha got IB tmr!
good luck to everyone !

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Sunday, October 17, 2004

im still at wee knot house now studying.
ok. done with studying
i hope i can pass tomorrow not with any flying colors
hmm..i guess i really could not take studying anymore
say me all u want. i am like that.
oh well..wee knot's mum cook really good indian food
for me hz and huijuan who i guessed really enjoyed it
the curry spicyness din take effect straightaway
but it was a slow killer. haha
hz was a goner right from the first mouth.
hee
oh well..damn tired now
hope i can pass my om paper tmr yah.

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Yo mama so hairy

she wears a Nike tag on her sleeve,

so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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Saturday, October 16, 2004

yO mama so old

she has no history class

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Wednesday, October 13, 2004

had to post this morning cos last night i was too drowsy to do anything !
lousy sia..morning went for revision lessons all the way untill 5.30
wanted to watch movie with me huijuan V and Shihui but no seats liao
so we went to fish and co to eat ! then we decided to go wala wala !
yay !!
then we drink alot of hoegaarden..i and shihui had martini, then jayson !
stout ! yucks it taste horrible, then we went to brekos to drink again.
heneiken and corona..guess everyone was crazy that night..haha
went home with a headache. just woke up feeling much better..

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Monday, October 11, 2004

Today went to school to pass Mr phua my visa
and stuff
going cambodia..looking forward to it
hmm..then went to kap with hz,jay,jia,siu,yyong and sze hui
in the end left me yyong and jia we go clementi
saw edwin, jia left with edwin
then me waiyong go home liao.
she pass me the S.I tape alrready at last can watch.
heh..suppose to study ~~~!!!!

Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers,>and laser printers all have in common?

A. All invented by women.

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Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?

A: Look at the orange mama laid.

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Sunday, October 10, 2004

had a very long day today.
met hz at 11am to go chop passport.
saw him liao realise i din bring my passport !!
went back to grab it took a cab down to SIR
saw LEorEo..haha, queue together lo
cut queue
haha
had lunch then went to town to meet jay sze jia and yyong
played pool
walked around..go bugis eat dessert
then head back raffles place shopping centre..
had BK..met hz's fren charmaine now our fren too
heehee
then we went to esplanade to sit and talk
well..heard that micheal learns to rock was about to perform at padang
so we headed down to listen
so nice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they're still good man.
after that..started to head home lo
wah
its already 1 plus am by then..haha
had fun today. laughed alot.
see ya guys on Monday !!

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Saturday, October 09, 2004

canada has over 7 millions guns sold in their country..and they have not had any news on shootings of a canadian shooting another..the last news of such incident in the last three years was only a guy who shot a canadian..but the guy came from detroit U.S who stole the gun from a guy in Minnesota.
why? why?
why U.S who sells guns as much as canada..have over 11,727 such killings while Canada dont?

my heart goes out to victim, Kayla Rolland, Age 6.

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Friday, October 08, 2004

this morning was bad..
had food poisoning.woke up at ard half past 3 am..
wah
i puked..then i shit..then puked..then shit again
then the worse is..when i shit i puked on the side on the floor..
at the same time..
arghhh
had to bathe after that..cos i was so dirty..
i tot i was going to die..
lucky i am still alive typing..
phew.

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Thursday, October 07, 2004

A radio station was running a competition
for words that weren't in the dictionary yet
could still be used in a sentecnce that would make
logical sense. The prize was an all expenses paid weekend trip to bali

DJ :'96FM here, whats your new word?'
Caller:' Hi, My name is Dave'
DJ:' Dave, whats your new word?'
Caller:' Goan..spelt G-O-A-N ..and pronounced 'go-an'
DJ:' You're correct,Dave 'goan' is not in the dictionary. To win this trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?'
Caller:' Goan fuck yourself!'

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccesful untill:

DJ: '96FM,whats your name?'
Caller: 'Hi, My name is Jeff.'
DJ:' okay Jeff, what's your word?'
Caller:' Smee..spelt S-M-E-E..and its pronounced 'smee'.'
DJ:'You're right,Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. To win the trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?
Caller:' Smee again ! Goan and Fuck yourself !'

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haha..last night was great fun with all the drinks and booze
many of us went crazy la..esp jayson Wong. he just drank everything together with
anything.
haha..oh well..had fun..and i am still at hongwei house now !!

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Monday, October 04, 2004

went for the last blaw tutorial today.
wah damn boring la. she havent finish
i left liao. hiew lan i got lecture lo.
crazy..trying to squeeze two topics
in 2 hours.still say can finish
she hasnt even started with e second topic when it
was already 11 loh
had lunch later at west mall sakae shushi
tot that buffet was at 1 plus
actually its 3 pm
so we just hang around west mall..play arcade
haa..then went to eat..damn full
oh yah..went with lynette V Huijuan and Sakura chan.
haha..damn funny..went home after that !!

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Sunday, October 03, 2004

went to meet waiyong quan hz jayson and siu siu and jia
had zi char ! haha.first time had that with frens!
the dinner was great..went to starbucks with siu hz and jay and jia
ha, jia and jay left.siu siu left soon afterwards. i and hz go play pool
Ming came later. jay came back. we played pool till 2.30 am !
haa..alot of cock happened during that time..sat out side talked for a while
before leaving..
haha
OVAL TAN YUAN QUAN

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Saturday, October 02, 2004

what do u call a sleepwalking nun?

roam'in catholic...haha

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Friday, October 01, 2004

just went to school for lecture
was the lecture of TD liao.
hmmm..enjoyed td alot during the semester
haha, then went to watch movie with vinod
he crazy one la say he never go, then when i msg him
he was on his way to j.p when i was about to go home
due to some stupid stufff
anyway..white chicks is freaking funny, anyone reading this.
plsss..go watch it.
its worth the money!!

wats the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly. A fly cant mosquito.

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