Carved A New ME.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

eeeks. i just received an email
saying that China people are into brewing
unborn babies with herbs
to make soup to drink
to improve sex health?

huh??? what the fuck is wrong with them?

i've always not had a good image of China
no hard feelings to my China friends in Singapore.
but look at what they are eating.
something like erm erm..using factory oil to deep
fry the dough on street stalls?
dog meat? rabbit meat?
argh.
you know why disease form?
look at what they eat. anyhow eat stuff.
or cook stuff that are not suppose to be done
people fall sick. creating all different sorts of viruses.
i hope those people just rot and die.

carving itself again at 10:16 PM
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Air India
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen."
This is your captain PATEL (Boniface)

Welcoming both seated and standing
passengers on board of Air India

carving itself again at 8:49 PM
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I just found out something about my Mum
when we were just chatting when She got back
from work this afternoon.
she saying to me that She will not take
care of my kids in the future if i had.
so sad right?
She said that I will not allow Her to take care
of my Children the way She wanted.
I will not let Her beat, nor scold my kid.
true what..only i do that.

I thought Grandparents suppose to buy sweets
and chocolates for their GrandChildrens. hahs.
she asked me to let my wife's parents take
care of my cute little children.

so sad can. but i believe when my child comes
into the world. He or She will be so cute
she couldnt resist and will fight with
my in-laws to take care of my child.

Hahs!

carving itself again at 5:43 PM
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Sunday, October 23, 2005

Hey. since when charity donations
has increased to 6 dollars?
what if someone only wants to donate 2 dollars?
you mean, it's not right to donate 2 dollars?
are the stunts they do more life threatening now?
or the props are made of expensive material?
or the actors pay increased?
hmmmm.

carving itself again at 4:28 PM
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Friday, October 21, 2005

Lesson Learned
(a story of luck)

I was happy.
My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year
and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way
my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me
quite a lot indeed
and that was my mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman
smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy
who sometimes flirted with me
quite obviously too and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day,
she called me and asked me to come over
to check the invitations.
So I went. She was alone and when I arrived
she whispered to me that soon I was to be married
and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and
committed my life to her daughter
she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say?

I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So she said, I'll go to the bedroom
and if you are up for it, just come and get me.
I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment
and then turned around and went to the front door
I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes,
hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased
you have passed our little test.
We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

carving itself again at 6:28 PM
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fuck.
i finally understood.
it hurts real deep. just to find out a truth like that
from a friend so close to your heart.
his intentions hurt like a pin hammered through ur penis.

i have been wondering why hongzhen always tells me he's hungry
then he will ask me to eat with him.
if i dun eat. he will say.
:'eh boy, eat leh..you hungry one lor'

now i know. i've found out the fuckin' truth.
he wants me to STAY FAT.
so when we go out. girls look at him and his pretty goatee.
not me. the fat fuck.
im not putting words in his mouth.
he admitted it.
argh.

carving itself again at 2:08 AM
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jUst a lil Bit'

carving itself again at 12:57 AM
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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Ever tried promoting something you don't really like?

well. im so going to do that for the next 5 months.

wish me luck yah?

carving itself again at 2:25 PM
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

i was on bus 171 towards bukit timah
was going home from town after getting a job
at recruit express i guess.
work for stahub cable vision road show

anyway, thats not the point
was on the bus. it was kind of packed.
and there was many people getting onto the bus
as well as many getting down at almost every
bus stop along that stretch of bukit timah road?

what i notice is that, the bus is already
so fucking packed. of all things that could happen
the ez link card tapping machine had to spoil everytime
somebody tried tapping the card.
remember, the bus is fucking packed.
everyone's trying their best to get down
and to get onto the bus.
argh. so irritating. then some aunties will just
stand there and look over to the bus driver like
something will be done, or she is not gonna leave.
it took so freaking long before the thing works.

whats with hi tech singapore? having so much loopholes
in the products. yah. high tech. better society.
higher standard of living, higher expense loe.
but since when higher standard of living means
low pay, no jobs, and 800 per month jobs means good pay.?

that stupid ez link tapping stupid machine is just
to disallow those people who try to cut down on their
bus fares when they use the tranitlink card.
not to improve the technology of transport in singapore.
must as well done. at least transitlink card can be bendable
in my wallet.

haha. btw. i was sitting on the seats that faced everyone
you know which one la. after hz left.
i was alone. bored. but there was this lady who sat in front
of me, was kinda entertaining. she was trying hard not to sleept.
and she tried to stay awake.
i can see her eyeballs being drawn towards the centre
like cock eye like that. so fuckin' funny! >.<
she keeps one swaying. like left to right. right to left.
hitting herself onto the other lady's shoulder.
and then. 'sorry sorry'
hais. work so hard. till so tired. poor thing.
then came in this indian guy.
he boarded the bus, and was so anxious to sit the empty seat beside me.
he quickly rushed through the small crowd infront and
before i could move my legs to let him in
he already tired to force his way in.
which of cause my legs were blocking. he cant move.
i cant move. the bus moved. he fell.onto the in the daze lady
and i think ah.
his armpit landed on her face leh.
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

carving itself again at 12:31 AM
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Monday, October 10, 2005

i walked so much today, i nearly died.

nice seeing you today, chubby!

carving itself again at 11:30 PM
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Sunday, October 09, 2005

huh.
just one fall and a stupid dislocation
i thought it's nothing.
since that fall, my left shoulder is like nothing
i could almost dislocate my shoulder by doing almost anything.
while swimming, while doing some hand actions while talking to friends, and today. i woke up. stretched for my pillow behind me and i dislocated my shoulder.

rahh. what the hell. just because of one stupid fall. stupid lousy me.

carving itself again at 3:51 PM
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Sunday, October 02, 2005

yay!
finally played mahjong yesterday
wah feel damn shiok after playing 3 rounds..
i wanted to continue.
but the other two weak ones feel like sleeping
haha.
yea.2. we play 3 legs. cos hongwei was already sleeping, kevin was out with girls. so yea..was still fun nonetheless.
and..
i don't want to mention what happened at wala wala!
hahaha!

carving itself again at 10:13 PM
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